i feel horrible about this story and wonder if i should even repeat it.
Ok, so my dream as long as we've been married was to have a few chickens. So this past spring we got a few. The kids have named them, they carry them around.. love them. Well Chet has been dying for his chicken to start laying eggs. He checks the coop every single day and has been growing impatient.
Well Saturday, we were doing some yard work so we let the chickens out to play while we were out there. Chet comes running across the yard yelling at me telling me that his chicken was "rubbing her butt in the dirt and mooning me". He said he believed she was going to "lay a baby". He said she has scratching at the ground and making a hole to lay in. Well, i told him how exciting that was and acted like i was super thrilled. Then i got this evil idea.. (yes.. this is where the mother of the year award comes in to play)..
I told Hayden to run to the house and secretly bring out an egg from the fridge. I kept Chet busy while he grabbed an egg and hid it where the chicken had been digging in the dirt. I turned on the video camera after a few minutes and slyly asked chet to show me where she had been laying. It all worked out.. he walked over there (me following him with the camera) and totally freaked when he saw the egg. He was super excited. At first i thought it had been a good idea but after like 10 minutes of him carrying that egg around in his shirt and breathing on it to keep it warmn naming it, and after calling both grandma's and grandpa's to announce what had taken place i started to feel like a heel. I felt horrible. i started panicking wondering how i was going to get myself out of this mess. He really thought this egg had come from his chicken and that it would hatch (so really i was on the edge of opening a can of worms too.. (what an idiot!). We could of gotten into the whole birds (literally) & the bees talk too but thank goodness there was so much drama going on that we dodged that bullet)
Finally, after feeling guilty and struggling with knots in my stomach i called him over to tell him the truth. As i told him the look in his eyes broke my heart.. "no mom, my chicken laid it" he said with huge crocodile tears in his eyes (yes, i got that on video too). He slowly turned and walked away with his head down crying.. trying to redeem myself i called him back over and said "chet.. that egg really came out of the fridge, but do you want to believe your chicken laid it?" He replied yes and i could tell he felt better. He carried that egg around the yard the rest of the night and even showed it off to every one in the family when they came for our party.
sheesh.. i felt bad. i really don't know what i was thinking and how i thought this whole thing could of been a good experience. The very worst part of it all.. (yes, it gets worse) .. he carried it around all evening, he put it in a baggy to keep it safe, and then found it a nice warm place on the patio to sleep since it wasn't aloud in his bedroom, he ran home from church to change his clothes so he could check on it then... he was running around the side of the house with it to take it to Grandpa Orville's house so he could show him and he tripped.. the egg smushed . More tears and more heartache (all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't of put that egg together again.. LOL)
You'd think the mother of the year would of ATLEAST ditched a hard boiled egg
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
Happy Birthday Kel!
I started this post the other day but got busy doing other things and never finished... I just wanted to wish Kelly a Happy Birthday. Wow.. I can't believe we are 35 this year.. I can't believe we have been together more than 1/2 our age.. together longer than we weren't. Crazy!
Thanks for all you do for our family Kel.. Thanks for working your tail end off so I can be home with the kiddos and do what's most important to us.. Thanks for all you do to take care of us. You're such a wonderful husband & Friend... My very best friend. Thanks for being such an awesome Dad to our kids who look up to you more than you'll ever know.
We love you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Another Football Game
Weber's sophomore football team got in another win Thursday. They played Viewmont and it was a super close game. I can't really tell you why it was close because I don't even know myself.. (I go to be supportive and really have no idea what's going on) I just know that Viewmont's coach looked quite stressed and Kelly, my Dad & Hayden were really thinking Viewmont was going to take it. They had the ball and there was only a few seconds left and they were by their goaly and I don't know if we tackled them or what but they didn't score.. so we won 3-7. Yay Weber! Now this cute little sophomore team is 7-0!
Sorry.. I usually get carried away taking pics of the mountains at the f.ball games
For Family Night we decided to load up the crew and go get our Halloween Pumpkins. Since Halloween is a big deal at our house this is a big deal too. We were kind of bummed this year when we found out that the patch we went to last year wasn't selling so we headed up towards Perry to our other pumpkin pickin destination. The kids were super excited to pick out that perfect pumpkin even if it was just picking them out of a box.
(as you can see it would of been horrible.. maybe even life threatening to step out of the texting world for 10 minutes)
Monday, October 6, 2008
Another Perfect Weekend
This weekend started off with another football game. We beat Fremont 31-0.. Go Weber! They did so great. It was Fremont's homecoming game so they were a little bummed. Saturday Kelly had to work until noon so the kids & I spent the morning doing some cleaning and listening to conference. Later in the afternoon we headed up to Cache Valley.. our very favorite place. It had been rainy so it was perfect. We walked around the little zoo, hit the cheese factory, had dinner in a parking lot while we enjoyed the beautiful evening and then stopped by to take Grandpa some cheese on the way home. There is nothing more fun than being together as a family.
As we were walking around the zoo I was watching the kids play together and jump over puddles and was thinking to myself how blessed I am. They were playing and laughing together... just having fun together. I even snuck a picture of Kolton & Jasmyn holding hands (so sweet!). As many times as we've been to that little zoo we never get tired of it.. there aren't really any exotic animals.. pretty much just lots of ducks, turtles, some coyotes, mountain lions, deer and porcupines (mostly animals that have been injured and can't live in the wild) but we love it and are thankful for this place where we can walk around, enjoy eachother and nature
As we were walking around the zoo I was watching the kids play together and jump over puddles and was thinking to myself how blessed I am. They were playing and laughing together... just having fun together. I even snuck a picture of Kolton & Jasmyn holding hands (so sweet!). As many times as we've been to that little zoo we never get tired of it.. there aren't really any exotic animals.. pretty much just lots of ducks, turtles, some coyotes, mountain lions, deer and porcupines (mostly animals that have been injured and can't live in the wild) but we love it and are thankful for this place where we can walk around, enjoy eachother and nature
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
OOPS!
We went to do yardwork of a neighbor who just lost her hubby to cancer 3 weeks ago. Kelly, Hayden & I picked up peaches & apples that had hit the ground while Kolton mowed. Kolton got done mowing and parked the lawn riding mower. He felt his pocket and his phone was gone. He started back tracking thinking he left it on the porch. Nope.. it wasn't there so he walked around the back yard and found it.



Yep, it had dropped out of his pocket and had been chewed up by the lawn mower... he knew he had ran over something at the time but had thought it was just an apple. Poor kid.. he was so upset... I don't know how many times he called himself an idiot. I just kept telling him accidents happen. There were a few times I had to turn my head and bite my lip because I really wanted to laugh.. It's so funny how you can see the words "sprint" and "upstage" on some of those pieces.
He has worked so hard mowing lawns this summer so he could pay for his monthly phone service
LOL... Look close and you can even see the pieces of grass in that pile of chunks
Yep, it had dropped out of his pocket and had been chewed up by the lawn mower... he knew he had ran over something at the time but had thought it was just an apple. Poor kid.. he was so upset... I don't know how many times he called himself an idiot. I just kept telling him accidents happen. There were a few times I had to turn my head and bite my lip because I really wanted to laugh.. It's so funny how you can see the words "sprint" and "upstage" on some of those pieces.
He has worked so hard mowing lawns this summer so he could pay for his monthly phone service
LOL... Look close and you can even see the pieces of grass in that pile of chunks
Friday, September 19, 2008
playing out back
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Nerds..
I had to tell this story..
Yesterday the 3 younger kids came home from school upset that a "new" kid was being picked on by other kids at school. They brought it up many times throughout the day. They were all really bothered by this.
During dinner they brought it up again and so I took the opportunity to let them
know how important it is to be nice to everyone especially the underdog.. I told them to make sure to be good friends to everyone and to be extra nice to those who didn't have friends or those who were getting picked on.
Hayden had sat there quietly listening until I said this.. then he says "yeah but you want to especially be nice to the nerds because some day they will be your boss".
It made Kelly & I laugh so hard to think that at 12 years old he's got it all figured out
Yesterday the 3 younger kids came home from school upset that a "new" kid was being picked on by other kids at school. They brought it up many times throughout the day. They were all really bothered by this.
During dinner they brought it up again and so I took the opportunity to let them
know how important it is to be nice to everyone especially the underdog.. I told them to make sure to be good friends to everyone and to be extra nice to those who didn't have friends or those who were getting picked on.
Hayden had sat there quietly listening until I said this.. then he says "yeah but you want to especially be nice to the nerds because some day they will be your boss".
It made Kelly & I laugh so hard to think that at 12 years old he's got it all figured out
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